May 2012
132 posts
Differences between normal people and me: →
Normal people when they laugh:
Me:
Normal people when they see their idol:
Me:
Normal people when they know someone likes them:
Me :
“Why?”
Normal people dancing:
Me:
Normal people walking:
Me:
Normal people who are pissed off:
Me :
Here's a fun fact..
pullthescreamingtrigger:
mouth-full-of-ashes:
Apparently no one here in the Netherlands knows what ranch dressing is. It just doesn’t exist. It’s just an American thing mostly, I suppose (everyone else is too busy not clogging their arteries… what dweebs!).
But they do have Cool Ranch Doritos.
Only they changed the name.
Because no one knows what ranch is.
So they’re called…
That’s...
rubywhiterabbit:
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
If you're seeing this right now on your dash, I'd...
orgasmic-humor:
-onyourknees:
When people make their status on Facebook something they stole from tumblr. #notoriginal #goaway
did-yuo-kno:
The national animal of Alaska is the eskimo.
A person who doesn't have tumblr showing me...
Them: look
Me: I saw that already
fluorescent-swirl:
the-science-alliance:
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